Sparrows and Baguettes
“Breadcrumbs. They told us what they like to eat and its breadcrumbs, especially the ones from day-old baguettes. We used to give them thistle seed and they weren’t too enthusiastic about that. I mean, really, if you’re going to feed sparrows you should at least give them what they want.”
“But do you mean that they actually told you?”
“Of course, how else would we know?”
(Overheard at a coffee shop in Central Park, NYC.)